If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one
year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans
for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00 return.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about
1000 miles per year. Another study found that Americans drink,
on average, 30 gallons of alcohol a year(=6 beers per week). That means that,
on average, Americans get about 30 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!!!!
year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans
for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00 return.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about
1000 miles per year. Another study found that Americans drink,
on average, 30 gallons of alcohol a year(=6 beers per week). That means that,
on average, Americans get about 30 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!!!!
(30 gal=3840 oz/12oz=3200z/52=6beers/week)
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